Lily The Pink
                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

   We'll drink a drink, a drink
   To Lily the pink, the pink, the pink,
   The saviour of the Human race.
   For she invented
   Medicinal compound,
   Most efficacious in every case.

1. Mister Flears had sticking-out ears,
   And it made him awful shy.
   And so they gave him
   Medicinal compound;
   Now he's learning how to fly.

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2. Brother Tony was to be bony,
   He would never eat his meals.
   And so they gave him
   Medicinal compound;
   Now they move him round on wheels.

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3. Johnny Hammer had a terrible s. s. stammer,
   He could hardly say a w. word
   And so they gave him
   Medicinal compound;
   Now he's seen, but never heard.

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